There is a serious epidemic lurking in Iowa...starving thieves. Some sort of bizarre food-related crime spree appears to be taking place. No pork chop or petits fours is safe. Recent stories from the Register's Crime Section confirm this disturbing trend. Hey, I will take this anyday over being the murder capital of the US...
Hungry thieves take 50 pounds of chicken legs
Dated 1/13/06
Hungry burglar made pizza before fleeing
Dated 1/12/06 (from Cedar Rapids)
Man robbed after he bought suspects beer
Dated 12/28/05 (from Council Bluffs)
Doughnuts help police track down suspected lottery machine thief
Dated 12/20/05
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